skype? oovoo? facetime? ichat?
skype meeee reply im bored
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skype? oovoo? facetime? ichat?
skype meeee reply im bored
(Source: rayanajay-nonratchet)
There is truly nothing more important than comedy. Ok, that might be an overstatement. There are a few things more important than comedy. But they aren’t funny… until we make them funny.
– Marc Maron’s Keynote Speech at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal 7/28/2011
Vintage Short Sleeve Long John Brand Henley T Shirt
$14.99
The most boring family trip you can ever take. WEAR IT!
Color: Gray shirt
Size: Tag says Large but based on how it fits the mannequin I’d say it is a tight fitting adult medium or…
Sid: do you want to be known for baseball or as the twitter king?
Logan Morrison: well, I do play for the marlins. So it’s going to be hard to be known for baseball.
– WFAN interview with @lomomarlins
1000reasonsnottostartmakingart:
“I don’t work 9 to 5…That’s why I like to be an artist. You could do what you want, go where you want at any time of the day, if you’ve got a couple of dollars.”I will remember him fondly. I like to think he had a good life.
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You’re at a party where there’s a girl that wants to suck eddie coopers dick and not yours and not keiths.
– Calman the Jew.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up.
– Mark Twain
I don’t want your apology. Just give me my fucking coffee.
– Lady in front of me in the drive thru at dunkin donuts before she grabbed the coffee and slammed on the gas crashing right into the back of some car in front of her at the stop sign.
This year my New Year’s Resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest, out!’ after I ejaculate.
– Zach Galifianakis
