October 2011
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skype? oovoo? facetime? ichat?
skype meeee reply im bored
August 2011
1 post
“There is truly nothing more important than comedy. Ok, that might be an...”
– Marc Maron’s Keynote Speech at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal 7/28/2011
July 2011
4 posts
Vintage Short Sleeve Long John Brand Henley T... →
$14.99 The most boring family trip you can ever take. WEAR IT! Color: Gray shirt Size: Tag says Large but based on how it fits the mannequin I’d say it is a tight fitting adult medium or…
“Sid: do you want to be known for baseball or as the twitter king?
Logan...”
– WFAN interview with @lomomarlins
“You’re at a party where there’s a girl that wants to suck eddie...”
– Calman the Jew.
June 2011
7 posts
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up.”
– Mark Twain
“I don’t want your apology. Just give me my fucking coffee.”
– Lady in front of me in the drive thru at dunkin donuts before she grabbed the coffee and slammed on the gas crashing right into the back of some car in front of her at the stop sign.
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“This year my New Year’s Resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest,...”
– Zach Galifianakis
Shows I watch or already watched entirely
Dexter
True blood
Californication
The office
Community
Sopranos
Firefly
Mad men
Deadwood
Entourage
Curb your enthusiasm
Extras
X files
Boardwalk empire
Psych
Scrubs
My name is Earl
Reno 911
It’s always sunny in philadelphia
Bored to death
The wire
Six feet under
Treme
The walking dead
I am definitely leaving a ton off but this is a good list.
Tweets at Sea
Somehow while wandering drunk on a cruise ship I managed to keep a notepad of things I wanted to tweet. So without further adieu… Here they are.
John Stamos is playing ping pong behind me?#starstruck
Tasty tasty!
Alejandro alejandro… I like poker face. #bestserverever
Black people have so much more rhythm than white people. #embarrassing
Not so proud Mary. #karaokekamikaze
...
May 2011
13 posts
“They’re the ones that call cigarettes faggots.”
– D-bag at Bathtub Gin & Co.
WatchPaddle Panic on New Years Day 2011
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Saddest Don Draper Quote Yet
Kids: Daddy!!!
Sally: I like your hotel room.
Don: There's a rollaway there for you Bobby. We can go the movies. Or Chinese food.
“They say that the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Sleep like a stone under the stars
April 2011
6 posts
National Douche Day? 4/19?
I’ve witnessed a few examples of doucheyness today that infuriated me. First was the guy in the $200 north face jacket that hit me up for a dime so he could use a pay-phone. And second was the Larry the cable guy sounding asshole that yelled at the 7-11 employee for not having fresh coffee for him to drink.
McVote 1986 Mayor McCheese McDonalds Collectible... →
$10.00 Collectible McDonalds glass featuring Mayor McCheese sitting in a convertible. Check out the pictures. In great shape. Colors are brighter than they appear in the picture. I’m not good at…
Brickyard West Side Cafe 44 Nylon V-Neck Jersey →
$9.00 Nylon or is it polyester? Definitely not cotton as most of the shirts I have like this are. #44 is your lucky number. Right? Color: Maroon with yellow print and yellow trip on sleeves and…
Vintage Bora Bora Tahiti Tee Shirt Youth Kids →
$4.99 Bora Bora which apparently is an island near or in or around Tahiti? Based entirely not off of fact but a poor interpretation of the map on the back of the shirt. Color: White with black…
March 2011
9 posts
“Kerouac distracts me from my financial woes and reminds me how badly I miss the...”
Vintage Oregon White Water Rafting Mountain Scape... →
$14.99 Another t-shirt from one of my favorite states. Oregon. Very cool white water rafting scene on the front and oregon in the bottom right corner. Color: Blue shirt with mutli-color and black…
Vintage Nike Half Zip Pullover Windbreaker Jacket →
$45.00 Awesome vintage Nike half zip pullover windbreaker. Color: Light Gray, Navy, and Light blue. Size: Tag says medium Fits like a comfortable adult medium or tight adult large. Condition:…
Vintage Budweiser Spuds MacKenzie The Original... →
$15.00 This is a VERY LARGE vintage Budweiser Spuds MacKenzie “The Original Party Animal” mug. Feel free to contact me asking questions regarding this item. I’d even be able to experiment and…
Country Roads Belt Buckle Made from Vintage Map... →
$14.00 You are looking at a one of a kind belt buckle made from the cover image from a vintage map of New Jersey from the 1960s. It is adhered to a stainless steel belt buckle and sealed over to…
They're Not Making Hills as High This Year... →
$15.00 You are looking at a one of a kind belt buckle made from an advertisement for Ford Victorias that I found in a National Geographic magazine from the 1950s. It is adhered to a stainless…
Colonial Williamsburg Guy with the Gun Belt Buckle... →
$12.00 You are looking at a one of a kind belt buckle made from an advertisement for Colonial Williamsburg that I found in a National Geographic magazine from the 1950s. It is adhered to a…
February 2011
7 posts
Vintage Yosemite National Park Crewneck Sweatshirt... →
$25.00 Yosemite National Park Crewneck sweatshirt with a very glittery print (red, yellow are glittery. not glitter exactly i’m not sure what it is but it’s shiny.) Color: Black with white, red,…
Vintage Skydive Skydiver Crewneck Sweatshirt →
$25.00 Very cool skydive crewneck with a skydiver in the middle of the word “Skydive” Color: Black with white ink Size: Tag says a large. I would say it fits like a baggy adult medium or tight…
VINTAGE BUTTON DOWN PLAID SHIRT SIZE 34 1970s →
$6.00 This shirt fit me as an adult small but only with the sleeves cuffed. Reading the tag and seeing “SIZE 34” I am thinking maybe it’s a womens shirt. Not positive. I will post measurements of…
VINTAGE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA TIGER CUBS T-SHIRT... →
$5.00 Very cool Ringer Tee. The tiger head and Tiger Cubs BSA are screen printed on. The paws are ironed on. Very cool but one of the paws is peeling off. Who is to say the others won’t? This…
NY Jets Vintage Coca Cola Drinking Glass 1980s →
$5.00 I have 2 very cool NY JETS Drinking Glasses that I am SELLING INDIVIDUALLY. I repeat - THIS PRICE IS FOR 1 GLASS. You may order 2 glasses but it will cost you twice as much! [PLEASE PAY…
Western Style Vintage Down Vest →
$45.00 Very warm vintage down vest with a zipper front with two snap pockets. Color: Orange, beige Size: Fits like a comfortable adult medium or tight adult large. Condition: Excellent…
Vintage St. Thomas U.S.V.I. Crewneck Sweatshirt... →
$20.00 Very cool t-shirt from St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands. Underneath it says “Save the Earth” Color: Black with white, red, yellow, and teal Size: Tag says a large. I would say it fits…
January 2011
2 posts
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